Sunday 28 December 2014

Weekly Recommendation - Week #024 - Bye Bye Miss 2014

Oh 2014, what a year to be alive. Why you may ask? Well because it's the year TGOI.COM first reared it's gorgeous head. To celebrate this and that this is the final Sunday recommendation of 2014, we are re-recommending things that we deem worthy to re-recommend. Darren's up first, so take it away!

Here's my top favourites for this year. I've put considerably small amounts of effort in. I apologise to all of you but it's not a new year yet so I don't have to change anything.

Cowboy Bebop – Sunrise (Series) – Author: Darren

So, this week my pick is Cowboy Bebop. Now, if you've ever heard of anime, you've heard of Cowboy Bebop. It's lauded as a benchmark for quality by critics and consumers alike.
You probably want to know more, right? Well, I'll oblige. Cowboy Bebop is about a crew of bounty hunters aboard a ship named Bebop, struggling to make ends meet. It takes place in the year 2071, when space flight and habitation are possible thanks to hyper space gateways. A fair chunk of the action seems to take place on Mars (think today's big cities) with some pretty nifty space travel and a few jaunts to Earth.
The characters themselves and their relationships are what makes this show what it is, but in my opinion, it's main character: Spike Spiegel's arc that is the most compelling, Faye Valentine's arc is fantastic in it's own right as it offers a healthy dose of juxtaposition to Spike and Jet's stories.
If story isn't your thing, or even if it is, there's no denying that both the music and art style,as well as animation and voice acting, come together to create a truly unique experience that simultaneously entertains and tackles mature subject matter such as existentialism, the affects of the past, existential ennui and loneliness.
All in all, if you like compelling characters, science fiction, jazz, blues, deep stories and satisfying conclusions (I mean, who doesn't like a satisfying conclusion?) then this is your kind of thing. Even if, like me, you're not huge on anime. One thing I will say is that, reading reviews, Is that it's suggested to watch episode five, then one to four. I didn't and I still enjoyed it but some of you may find it slow to start.
Before you move on, I would like to say that my love for Cowboy Bebop doesn't come from nostalgia or any kind of anime bias, the first time I watched it was roughly three months ago (from time of writing) and I'd never watched an anime in my life. Yep, you read it right, no DBZ, no Bleach, no Naruto. I went in blind to anime and I loved it.

Normandy - Miracle Of Sound (Music) - Author: Darren

I think this is the second time now that I've recommended Miracle of Sound, but only because other people need to have a chance or something. This song (along with those below) is one one of my favourites, again, probably because it's Mass Effect related. It still doesn't mean the quality isn't exceptionally high. As someone who produces music as a hobby, I have to admit that this is where I aspire to be skill wise. Actually, come to think of it, better wouldn't be bad (harder, absolutely). As a person who has ears, I can also say that this is an amazing song that resonates with me on an emotional level, maybe it's the investment with Mass Effect, maybe it isn't. His music is still great though and well worth a listen, he does more than just Mass Effect, but never less than excellent. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfelfyV8LwA]

Castlevania: Symphony of The Night - Konami (Game) - Author: Darren

Castlevania: Symphony of The Night (SoTN) debuted on the PlayStation on 20th March 1997. However, since I was deeply entrenched in my mother's womb, I never had the chance to play it. That changed when it was re-released on XBLA and PSN almost ten years later. It's safe to assume that I've now played it (still not beaten it) and I found it enjoyable. It's tough as dicks. Steel dicks. Enjoyable as hell though.
The game sees you take on the role of Dracula's broody son, Alcuard (fuckin' clever shit). You take it upon yourself to storm Dracula's castle, usually a job for Belmont and Sons, Ltd. This plan goes a tad awry when Death comes and mugs you. Yep, he straight up mugs you, putting you in the classic situation of "get better weapons and shit, you faffy little cunt scrubber". Gameplay of this game is old, but good. Some things let it down just a bit. Things like Alucard's melodrama upon receiving the slightest damage and the fact that he always slashes just higher than you think. He has a sweet forward moonwalk going on though.
Visually and audibly, this game is fantastic. There's a huge variety in enemy types, sizes and palettes as well as some great effects when enemies die or take hits (shout out to Sean Poole). The soundtrack and even the effect noises are great. Most of the music in SoTN is a strange kind of eerie synth or as spine-chilling as Sub Zero.

Now that Darren's got his stuff out the way, it's time for my favourite things that I've recommended in 2014. I was going to write new stuff about them, but I feel like a) what I wrote previously does them justice and b) I'm saving my writing power for a very special piece coming in the next couple of days. Be ultra excited for that!

In the Mouth of Madness - John Carpenter (Movie) Author: Chris

Let it be known how much I love John Carpenter, and how much I have wanted to add one of his films here (god I feel like I've said this already), and now I finally have an excuse. One time, I was rather vocal about my love of John Carpenter, and a copy of In the Mouth of Madness was flung upon me. I then proceeded to watch it. I must say, I was not prepared for what this combination of moving pictures and audio had in store for me. This film is fucking weird, and I absolutely love it. I really don't want to spoil any of it, but this is a recommendation, so I do have to state something that will get your taste buds tingling. It is a horror film, the kind that goes out of its way to fuck with your mind and your perception of the film universe that you see before your retinas. An author goes missing, one that is claimed to be more successful than Steven King, in terms of his horror novels, and our protagonist, an insurance investigator, is tasked with locating him. The main catch is, his novels seem to drive some people insane. Now if that doesn't grab your attention for twisted movies, I don't know what will (well, probably the Saw franchise, but whatever.) This is John Carpenter at his best, not that he ever makes anything less then that in my mind (apart from Ghosts of Mars, that made me bored I must admit.)

Afro Samurai: Resurrection OST - The RZA (Music) Author: Chris

So we here at the TGOI offices take our music very seriously, and we love to dive into exciting new genres, but I feel rap is an area that I'm a bit iffy about. Don't get me wrong, I do like some songs, but some are just samples repeated over and over to some dodgy words. However, this soundtrack is something else. It uses a combination of hip hop rap and traditional Japanese musical instruments to make some really stunning songs. Just by writing that I realise how bizarre that sounds, but it actually works really well, and I'm flat out admitting that this album Is up there with some of my favourites of all time (once again, Talking Heads, your time will come.) You should probably watch the anime that the soundtrack accompanies first, (which I also recommend) but if you just want a unique twist on such a genre, look no further.

Max Payne 3 - Rockstar Games (Games) - Author: Chris

Let it be known (I feel like I have used that intro before) that Darren and myself adore Rockstar Games and everything they create. Now, this game had quite a lot of trailers, all of which I watched extensively, absorbing as many small details before the game came out. I wanted this game so badly it was unreal. So when I did get this game, I bought it, popped it in, and HOLY SHIT IT IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES EVER. The game looks and plays amazingly, the story is phenominal and Max Payne himself, my my, what a performance. I quote that fucking game every day, most of the time without people realising. I don't want to brag (what am I saying, of course I do) but I got stupidly good at that game, I mean like MLG levels of good. They held a tornament with about ten thousand people and I came twentieth. I BEAT A DEVELOPER AT HIS OWN GAME. THAT IS HOW GOOD I GOT AT IT. Enough bragging now, you can pick this game up for like a fiver, and I'd say that is the best thing a person can buy with a fiver. Also the soundtrack is ace. OKAY I AM DONE FOR REAL THIS TIME.

Well shit guys, that's it. That was the last Sunday recommendation of 2014. It's all rather sad isn't it? I mean think about it, this is the last Sunday of 2014, we will never experience a 2014 Sunday ever in our lives again. Isn't that insane? Well I find it insane. Thank you so much for reading our blog throughout 2014, and we most definitely look forward to continuing to recommend some top shit throughout 2015 and many years after that. It's been a blast so far and it can only get better! So for one last time this year, thanks for reading!

Sunday 21 December 2014

Weekly Recommendation - Week #023 - Merry Chris-tmas & Darren Exists Too, I Guess

So, Christmas is ahead of us and Hanukkah behind (I think). That just leaves us with one thing to do. One that matters, anyway. Darren is back from the dead and here to spread the holiday joy or something. Many people have requested the use of necromancy but Darren came back of his own volition to recommend shit to you. Well, not shit because bodily waste isn't a category for the weekly.
Let's get under-way then, it's almost 2015 and we have one last recommendation to work on (other that this) before we become completely different people.

Die Hard - John McTiernan (Film) - Author: Chris

Ahh the age old question: Is Die Hard a Christmas film? Of course it bloody is, it's set at Christmas, it has Christmas music in it and John McClane does that one thing with the "ho ho ho I have a machine gun," therefore it has to be a Christmas film, end of discussion. Oh what's that? It wasn't originally released in December? WELL NEITHER WAS IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE SO BE QUIET! Anyway, Die Hard is an absolute classic. Bruce Willis plays John McClane, a cop who gets caught up in this crazy heist and has to shoot all of the bad people and Snape because the real cops are a bit shit. It's a top film that, to be honest, I'd be surprised if you hadn't heard of it. I think everyone has heard of Die Hard, it's just one of those classics. It's tons of dumb fun, the action is over the top, and, this is a personal thing, they use a shit ton of blood squibs instead of CGI blood, which looks really dumb and amazing at the same time. Check it out if you haven't, and if you have, do it again, it is Christmas after all! YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHER FUCKER!

If It Has To Be Christmas - Simon Vilkund & Pete Gold (Music) - Author: Darren

So, we all have our opinions on the Christmas and this adequately conveys mine (Chris' too, I believe). It's from the Payday 2 Christmas Soundtrack and is the only song not really about robbery. That leaves us with a question: Why are you so talented Darren? Well, I'll tell you. It's because I relentlessly apply this attitude to myself. Also, the song's is about the Christmas season, if you care about that. Why would you? We were talking about me, after all.
On the subject of being selfish and what the song's about, it's about that too. Give it a listen and tell use what you think, if you have the capacity to process thoughts that is.
Enjoy, wankstains: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IviXt2ydOJU

Batman Arkham Origins - Warner Bros. Games Montreal (Game) - Author: Chris

"WHAT'S THIS GAME GO TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS?" You probably ask quite aggressively. Well, it's set on Christmas eve, so there you go. You then proceed to ask "BUT ARKHAM ORIGINS IS SHIT ISN'T IT?" Well, you are actually wrong there good sir. People seem to have this idea that Origins is awful, well it's actually a really bloody good game. I myself am an unbelievably massive fan of the Arkham games, and I firmly believe that this one is a solid entry. It plays exactly like the previous two, which is one of the things people think is bad about it, but hey, if it isn't broke, don't fix it, and, lets be honest, the Arkham games are far from broke. So, Origins tells an origin story of sorts, surprise surprise, as we see Batman still fighting as a vigilante, unlike Asylum and City, in which he is on good terms with the cops. Black Mask puts a bounty on Batman's head and a combination of well known villains and some really obscure ones try to claim it. Being an Arkham game, that is not at all all there is to it, but that's the basic plot in a nutshell. If you loved the previous games, you will get a massive kick out of this one, but if you are new to the series, I seriously recommend starting from Arkham Asylum, but don't let people convince you to skip Origins, it's well worth your time. Oh, and they added multi-player for some reason, which I actually really enjoyed. Go figure. OH AND AS ALWAYS THE SOUNDTRACK IS PHENOMENAL GEE I ALWAYS SAY THIS.

Well that's it, those are your Christmas recommendations. We could have made last week's recommendation the Christmas one, so you would have time to acquire these things while it wasn't last minute, but hey, the thought is there right guys? But seriously, have a lovely Christmas everyone, and thank you for sticking with us. Seriously, we're so close to hitting the six month mark it's unreal. You guys are the knees of a giant bee. Which is a bit creepy.

Sunday 14 December 2014

Weekly Recommendation - Week #022 - Chris Gets Political

"What does this title mean?" you probably didn't ask. Well I'll tell you whoever you are! It does not mean I'm running for some kind of political position (good lord, can you imagine that?), but instead, it means that a) this week's theme is political items, and b) I, Chris, am writing the whole thing! Yes, every word you see in this article was written by me! Don't believe me? Well that's fine, you are entitled to believe what you want. Except in fascism, because just don't do that. See that comment? It was relevant to the topic, and it was humorous! This is exactly what you should expect from me. I can also personally state that all the stuff recommended is really top notch. Enjoy them my pretties!

District 9 - Neill Blomkamp (Film) - Author: Chris

I must confess, I was waiting for an excuse to recommend District 9. Apart from maybe The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, this is my favourite film ever, and Darren, I do actually mean that. Let's not go off track for once! District 9 is a documentary style sci-fi film about aliens landing in Johannesburg, then being forced to live in slums and treated like lesser creatures while the government take advantage of them. Sounds awfully like the actual apartheid that happened in South Africa. In fact, if you swapped out the aliens for black people, then it would basically be a true story (minus the aliens mechs and weaponry of course). I don't think I could come up with any words that could truly describe just how much I love this film: the concept is superb, the aliens look amazing, the political themes are so important, the music is entraps you in this world so perfectly, and god damn I could watch this thing every week. I am really underselling this film, I honestly am trying not to, but I just am! Maybe you won't like it as much as I do, or maybe you will. I suppose that's why we have opinions. I suppose.

Night of 1000 Candles - The Men They Couldn't Hang (Music) - Author: Chris

Shall we continue our bonus theme of confessions? Well I'm writing so I get to decide and I decide yes we shall. So this is the only The Men They Couldn't Hang album that I have heard, so I don't know if any of their other albums are more suited to the political theme, but hey, this one works well and is generally a great album, so overall no worries are to be had. This album has a lovely combination of punk and folk music, creating some really upbeat and danceable tracks with some serious political messages (like "Ironmasters" a song about the treatment of modern day workers, that used to end with "and oh, that iron bastard, she still gets her way" until they were forced to change it. I wonder who this iron lady is they refer to?), as well as some slower, but equally top pieces of music. You can probably get this album cheap, and if you like it, check out one of their many other albums, I know I will! Eventually. Also fuck Margaret Thatcher. Shit, Google recognises that name as a real word. Please change that, I want it to be underlined red to reinforce just how wrong that name is.

Papers, Please - Lucas Pope (Game) - Author: Chris

Final confession, I really wanted to not use Papers, Please for the game. Not because it's a bad game, quite the opposite, but because it's really obvious. If you ask any avid gamer for a political game, they would probably say this game. Oh well, I suppose it is with good reason. Paper, Please is a game made by Lucas Pope (who made the game we recommended way back in week 1, go check it out if you don't believe me), in which you play as an immigration officer for the fictional country of Arstotzka. You watch as person after person comes through your booth with their various pieces of entry forms, in which you then decide whether you let them into your country or not. Sounds boring right? Well, this rabbit hole falls much deeper my friend. This expertly incorporates a fascinating system known as "moral standards." How does that work? Is there some kind of moral meter you have to try and fill? Nope, the only thing effected by your choices is who gets into the country, the newspaper headlines, whether you feel like a dickhead or not, and whether your family lives or dies from no food or no heating. Why is this? Well if you let someone in who doesn't have proper ID, but claims they desperately need to enter, you get fined, same if you don't let someone in who has the proper papers, but will probably murder that last person you let in. For such a simple game, it has so many political points to make, and that's what makes this game so good. Oh, and the theme is bloody amazing. Glory to Arstotzka! 

Well, I managed to get through this without bashing the current political system, so I suppose that is a good thing. After all, my job is to entertain and recommend, not to cause anger and hatred, or just generally force my views down peoples throats, because let's be honest, that's not the right way to do thing. Oh wait I made that one comment about fascism right at the start. Whoops. Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fine, no fascists read this blog, at least I don't think so. Hey, if you are a fascist and you read this blog, stop fucking doing that. Go away. Cheers.
-Chris

(Disclaimer: Chris' words are his own, and do not necessarily represent TGOI as a whole. It might, I mean I haven't really asked Darren. He might be a dirty fascist for all I know. I do have a good feeling he isn't though.)

Monday 8 December 2014

Announcing... Serial Filler! A New Product of TGOI.COM!

Darren and I often come up with ideas for new content, and one of our first (apart from, you know, the Weekly Recommendation) was a series known (quite cleverly we feel) as Serial Filler. "What is Serial Filler?" I assume you are asking. Well let me tell you right bloody now! We take a series we like and give an in depth analysis of each entry in that series. Unlike the Weekly Recommendation however, there is no set date for when we release new entries, so yeah, don't expect them on a regular basis. But who knows? Maybe we will release that extremely frequently? (Don't get your hopes up).

So yeah, expect one to be up very soon. I will be writing the first one solo, and it is about a series I am very passionate about. I just need to finish the bloody second one and I'll be good to go. See you soon amigos!

-Chris

Sunday 7 December 2014

Weekly Recommendation - Week #021 - The Future is Fun

You know what I love? How society's concept of the future changes through out the years. I mean, in the 1950's, we had all that flying saucer and tinfoil space suit nonsense (that quite frankly I adore), in the 60's and 70's, we had Star Wars and Star Trek (iconic as fuck), and now, we have this idea that the future will either be extremely gritty, or extremely simplified and smooth. To be honest, my perfect future vision is neon. Just neon everywhere. I really like neon. Anyway, today we recommend past and present people's own visions of what the future will be like. Hint: They are not necessarily nice visions of the future. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go stare at some neon signs in the rain and at night. Oh yes.

Bladerunner - Ridley Scott (Film) - Author: Darren (barely)

I probably shouldn't be recommending this, I've not seen it for some time. You know what? Fuck it. I'll do it anyway. Bladerunner is a top bit of 80's sci-fi and deals with a few fairly complex themes (I don't want to say too much as I'm lazy. Also, I want to say it about the book) such as 'what is real?' and 'if the fake stuff's good enough, does it matter?'. It deals with these questions well and still fitting to the sci-fi setting and sheer 80's feel. It really shows I've not seen this in a while, if at all, doesn't it? Well, that's why you look at what I have to say about the book because it may surprise you Bladerunner  is a relatively loose adaptation of a book. Y'know, the things that nerds read?

Papua New Guinea (Hybrid Remix) - The Future Sound of London (Music) - Author: Chris

The idea of futuristic music is very much up for interpretation, considering we are in the present, and will always be in the present. The only way we can possibly know what future music will sound like is by guessing. So for my guess, I went with the Hybrid Remix of Papua New Guinea by The Future Sound of London. Before you say anything, yes the fact that the band name has "The Future Sound" in it did swing my vote quite substantially.  The original version isn't bad, but I feel like this remix has a lot more going for it, especially in terms of futuristic music. Again, this is just my interpretation of future music, but I think this song really captures the feeling. I feel entranced by it, like I'm actually in some form of futuristic paradise, despite the song being set in, you know, 2001. But wait... 2001: A Space Odyssey is set in 2001, and that is futuristic! Could this be a sign? A sign that I am currently using filler? I think it might just be! Okay, to be brief, it is a good song, with a futuristic, sci-fi feeling. I reckon it's worth a listen, and considering this is the Weekly Recommendation, I think I've done my job.

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Relic (Game) - Author: Chris

In the words of the false God Emperor, "They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear." In his infinite wisdom, he did forget to mention how stupidly overpowered they are, or how great they look in a variety of colours. Sorry, I got distracted thinking about the lore of one of my favourite sci-fi, nay, my favourite games of all time: Dawn Of War. It is a real time strategy game, based upon the lore of the tabletop game Warhammer 40,000, and quite frankly, it is phenomenal. It perfectly captures the violence and scale of the Warhammer universe, as being a generally fun game for those who know nothing of it's lore. In the base game, you can play as one of four races; Space Marines, Chaos, The Eldar, and ME ORK BOYZ. YOU 'ERD ME, WE'Z GONNA STOMP DEM HUMIEZ WHO THINKZ THEY'Z TUFFER DEN US! Sorry, got distracted by my favourite race in the game. There also three expansions for the game, all of which I highly recommend: Winter Assault, Dark Crusade, and Soulstorm. Listen to those titles. Aren't they they the coolest thing's you've ever heard. Each adds two new races (apart from Winter Assault, which added one) as well as new unit types for pre-existing races and new maps and campaigns. Love Warhammer 40,000?  You'll love this! Never really heard of it? You'll love this! Despise Warhammer for being nerdy? Fuck off you prick, no one wants that kind of judgemental shit in their lives. IF SOMEONE IS PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING NERDY LEAVE THEM ALONE SHITHEAD! Sorry about that, had to get that off my chest. It's a fun game, with a still active fan-base, that actually seem relatively friendly for new players (at least from my experience.) Oh, and let me know if you get the game, I'd love to play it with you lot. Did I forget anything? Let me see... oh yeah! ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? - Phillip K Dick (Bonus Book) - Author: Darren

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is one of my favourite books. It deals with a myriad of themes such as reality and our perception of it as well as what classifies as life. The main character is a bounty hunter who hunts androids (much like in the film) who lives the lie of owning a mechanical sheep in a world where owning real animals shows status. He also has a common appliance that can change your mood which his wife  goes a bit mental with and he uses reluctantly. Emotion and the replication of emotion are fairly big themes in the book, as is religion. It's really fucking good. Go read it.

What did you expect from a return to normalcy? Full disclosure: I will be back fully in due time. In the meantime, expect pilots. YOU ARE WELCOME.

PS or whatever: I really undersold the book. It's great. Personally in my top three in the genre.