Halloween approaches! To celebrate, we are doing the recommendation in video format! Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odXyH0uLU-A
I suppose I can use this to announce our new YouTube channel WOAH! It's so official!
See you next week!
-Chris
Sunday, 26 October 2014
Sunday, 19 October 2014
Weekly Recommendation - Week #015 - Wrestling
Greetings, and welcome to an exciting WWE themed edition of WEEKLY RECOMMENDATIONS!
Scooby-Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery - Warner Bros/WWE Studios (Film) - Author: Chris
I must admit, when I went into this thing I had filled my mind with the idea that it was going to be shit. Surprisingly enough, I sort of enjoyed it in a bizarre way. It's Scooby-Doo for damn sure, the classic, ghost hunting fun you remember it being, but starring a random assortment of WWE Superstars. It takes place in WWE City (Oh yes, it's one of those kind of films), and has some of the strangest things ever. Ghost Bears? Check. John Cena being overpowered as hell? Check. Michael Cole being annoying as dicks? Extra check. If you like Scooby-Doo, WWE and can live with the idea of Mr McMahon essentially being a supreme ruler (WWE City has it's own law system, go figure) then you will get a kick out of this. I know I did.
Scooby-Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery - Warner Bros/WWE Studios (Film) - Author: Darren
I went into with low expectations. Surprisingly, they were met and exceeded. That doesn't make it the best but it's not bad. It's nice to hear the wrestlers do their own voice, especially Vince McMahon (owner of McMahon's Waffle House).
The plot focuses on the humans and dog as they try to solve the mystery of The Ghost Bear with the help of WWE Superstars such as John Cena and Triple H. It's surprisingly well done though. THis isn't very detailed, but hey, Scooby Doo and WWE, what more could you want? Except to live in WWE City.
WWE Anthology - Koch International (Music) - Author: Chris
Now, this is quite a thing of beauty this. I received this as a gift a silly number of years ago, and only rediscovered it recently. It is a 3 disk collection of entrance themes from the Federation Era, the Attitude Era, and the Now Era (which by Now means until 2002, it's kind of an old CD). Most of it is good, its got some classic themes for damn sure. It's hard to recommend this, if you like entrance themes, you will like this, that is essentially all I can say about it. Next question.
WWE Anthology - Koch International (Music) - Author: Darren
This anthology annoys me. I just can't stand that they missed a track, making a numerical error. Most of the entrance music is good and there's something for everyone. Details. Excitement. Opinions.
WWE 13 - THQ (Game) - Author: Chris
While I have had many wrestling games in the past, this is the one that got me properly back into wrestling, and more. This is the game in which the TGOI roster was born, permanently solidifying them in my brain for the longest time. It's just like the many games that have come before it, but with more of a focus on the Attitude Era, which is my favourite time in the WWE/WWF. It's quite good for the price, so I would get this one if you want to get involved in the wrestle games. Also it's THQ's last entry before they went under, so it can be a bit of a history lesson for you or something.
WWE 13 - THQ (Game) - Author: Darren
Ah. The game that spawned characters such as Richard Phist, Truth Boy, Gud 1 and Richard Phist. What can I say? It's got solid mechanics, most models look ok (not Edge) and the Attitude Era mode looks great. Overall, it's really fun. Creating characters and abominations is appealing. So is watching them fight for your amusement and, more importantly, the titles.
Well that's it, I hope you enjoy all this WWE goodness, just as we did and do. PLAY US OUT ZACK RYDER!
WEW WEW WEW! YOU KNOW IT!
Oh radio, tell me everything you know
I like to sing with the radio
I like to play it real loud
I like to drive with the top down
Rollin' like thunder, always drawing a crowd
Every babe's gonna want a piece of me, yeah
I stare into the mirror
I like the things I see
Oh radio, tell me everything you know
I will believe your every word, just tell me so
I see the look in their eyes
I see there's something in their lies, lies, lies,
oh lies, oh lies, in the lies
I like to sing with the radio
I like to play it real loud
I like to drive with the top down
Rollin' like thunder, always drawing a crowd
Every babe's gonna want a piece of me, yeah
I stare into the mirror
I like the things I see
Oh radio, tell me everything you know
I will believe your every word, just tell me so
I see the look in their eyes
I see there's something in their lies, lies, lies,
oh lies, oh lies, in the lies
Scooby-Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery - Warner Bros/WWE Studios (Film) - Author: Chris
I must admit, when I went into this thing I had filled my mind with the idea that it was going to be shit. Surprisingly enough, I sort of enjoyed it in a bizarre way. It's Scooby-Doo for damn sure, the classic, ghost hunting fun you remember it being, but starring a random assortment of WWE Superstars. It takes place in WWE City (Oh yes, it's one of those kind of films), and has some of the strangest things ever. Ghost Bears? Check. John Cena being overpowered as hell? Check. Michael Cole being annoying as dicks? Extra check. If you like Scooby-Doo, WWE and can live with the idea of Mr McMahon essentially being a supreme ruler (WWE City has it's own law system, go figure) then you will get a kick out of this. I know I did.
Scooby-Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery - Warner Bros/WWE Studios (Film) - Author: Darren
I went into with low expectations. Surprisingly, they were met and exceeded. That doesn't make it the best but it's not bad. It's nice to hear the wrestlers do their own voice, especially Vince McMahon (owner of McMahon's Waffle House).
The plot focuses on the humans and dog as they try to solve the mystery of The Ghost Bear with the help of WWE Superstars such as John Cena and Triple H. It's surprisingly well done though. THis isn't very detailed, but hey, Scooby Doo and WWE, what more could you want? Except to live in WWE City.
WWE Anthology - Koch International (Music) - Author: Chris
Now, this is quite a thing of beauty this. I received this as a gift a silly number of years ago, and only rediscovered it recently. It is a 3 disk collection of entrance themes from the Federation Era, the Attitude Era, and the Now Era (which by Now means until 2002, it's kind of an old CD). Most of it is good, its got some classic themes for damn sure. It's hard to recommend this, if you like entrance themes, you will like this, that is essentially all I can say about it. Next question.
WWE Anthology - Koch International (Music) - Author: Darren
This anthology annoys me. I just can't stand that they missed a track, making a numerical error. Most of the entrance music is good and there's something for everyone. Details. Excitement. Opinions.
WWE 13 - THQ (Game) - Author: Chris
While I have had many wrestling games in the past, this is the one that got me properly back into wrestling, and more. This is the game in which the TGOI roster was born, permanently solidifying them in my brain for the longest time. It's just like the many games that have come before it, but with more of a focus on the Attitude Era, which is my favourite time in the WWE/WWF. It's quite good for the price, so I would get this one if you want to get involved in the wrestle games. Also it's THQ's last entry before they went under, so it can be a bit of a history lesson for you or something.
WWE 13 - THQ (Game) - Author: Darren
Ah. The game that spawned characters such as Richard Phist, Truth Boy, Gud 1 and Richard Phist. What can I say? It's got solid mechanics, most models look ok (not Edge) and the Attitude Era mode looks great. Overall, it's really fun. Creating characters and abominations is appealing. So is watching them fight for your amusement and, more importantly, the titles.
Well that's it, I hope you enjoy all this WWE goodness, just as we did and do. PLAY US OUT ZACK RYDER!
WEW WEW WEW! YOU KNOW IT!
Oh radio, tell me everything you know
I like to sing with the radio
I like to play it real loud
I like to drive with the top down
Rollin' like thunder, always drawing a crowd
Every babe's gonna want a piece of me, yeah
I stare into the mirror
I like the things I see
Oh radio, tell me everything you know
I will believe your every word, just tell me so
I see the look in their eyes
I see there's something in their lies, lies, lies,
oh lies, oh lies, in the lies
I like to sing with the radio
I like to play it real loud
I like to drive with the top down
Rollin' like thunder, always drawing a crowd
Every babe's gonna want a piece of me, yeah
I stare into the mirror
I like the things I see
Oh radio, tell me everything you know
I will believe your every word, just tell me so
I see the look in their eyes
I see there's something in their lies, lies, lies,
oh lies, oh lies, in the lies
Sunday, 12 October 2014
Weekly Recommendation - Week #014 - Fan Made Media
Welcome back/forward, we're not here to judge, we support all orientations (except diagonal, you lot can fuck right off). This weeks theme, aside from discrimination against the diagonally inclined, is fanmade stuff. I much prefer fanmade stuff than synthetic products anyway.
Red Sand - Caleb Evans & UAT Digital Video (Film) - Author: Darren
Red Sand is a Mass Effect fanmade (short) film focused on a character from the books, John Grissom. I won't spoil his claim to fame fame as it's the plot of the film. I will, however, mention that he's played by MARK MEER, the voice of BroShep and a tonne of aliens.
The reason I'm recommending this is because I'm a huge Mass Effect nerd. Well, that's one reason. The film itself is very well made considering the budget and the experience of those involved. Admittedly, some of it looks a bit cheesy, but it's more than forgivable. I'm not entirely sure if non Mass Effect fans will get as much out of it but hopefully it gives you a taste (the story is largely canonical) that leaves you wanting more. [http://redsand.uat.edu/]
Normandy - Miracle Of Sound (Music) - Author: Darren
I think this is the second time now that I've recommended Miracle of Sound, but only because other people need to have a chance or something. This song (along with those below) is one one of my favourites, again, probably because it's Mass Effect related. It still doesn't mean the quality isn't exceptionally high. As someone who produces music as a hobby, I have to admit that this is where I aspire to be skill wise. Actually, come to think of it, better wouldn't be bad (harder, absolutely). As a person who has ears, I can also say that this is an amazing song that resonates with me on an emotional level, maybe it's the investment with Mass Effect, maybe it isn't. His music is still great though and well worth a listen, he does more than just Mass Effect, but never less than excellent. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfelfyV8LwA]
Just for reference, here's what it narrowly beat:
Forever Blue (Breaking Bad) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31P1PZzkm0]
When Winter Comes (Game of Thrones) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDt3jeXGfDU]
Halfman's Song (Game of Thrones) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQsYk8cbnE]
Cries of A Dead World (Wasteland 2) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloF7F4dPNo&list=UUSfoxYTlCPFfglckBLrjpsA]
A Dog's Life (The Wolf Among Us) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfvYHUWuq9k]
I feel bad for using so many good songs in one recommendation. Although I can use them again if the theme permits. In order to deal with the guilt, I'm going to link to this [http://miracleofsound.bandcamp.com/] where you can buy some truly fantastic music.*
The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures - FreakZone (Game) - Author: Chris
Are you aware of that feeling when you hate a game so much because it's so fucking hard, yet at the same time absolutely adore it for that exact same reason? (Looking at you, Hotline Miami.) Well, if you adore getting the shit kicked out of you, then I've got the game for you. This game pays homage to some of the most iconic NES games, as well as playing like them, and looking like them (this game is quite a looker in my opinion.) It's a side scroller, with three distinct features: A) It's themed around the world of Angry Video Game Nerd (which you should all check out by the way,) B) It's got a glorious soundtrack (Just like Hotline Miami,) and C) IT'S REALLY FUCKING HARD (JUST LIKE FUCKING HOTLINE MIAMI!) It's not unfair hard, the rules of how things work are very well presented, so if you mess up, it's your fault, not the game's (but you are probably gonna call bullshit nine times out of ten anyway.) If you are a fan of AVGN, you probably already know about this game, if you aren't, you will still get a massive, potentially nostalgic kick out of this, simply due to the NES themes. Oh and the language in this game is atrocious, something which I absolutely adore.
As you can see, fans can be quite passionate, and can sometimes create some absolutely top quality content for their favourite things. I mean, have you seen some of the stuff we've got already? We are ultra lucky! So in an unusual turn of events, I'm gonna end this by not being a dick to you all, and instead be the opposite. (Sorry if that is all you come here for, you saucy beast.) Thank you all a bunch for, after fourteen weeks, still reading our stupid shit, it means the world to us! Have a good week and see you next Sunday, you superb person you!
*I was going to do it anyway, so the whole 'guilt' thing is bollocks.
Red Sand - Caleb Evans & UAT Digital Video (Film) - Author: Darren
Red Sand is a Mass Effect fanmade (short) film focused on a character from the books, John Grissom. I won't spoil his claim to fame fame as it's the plot of the film. I will, however, mention that he's played by MARK MEER, the voice of BroShep and a tonne of aliens.
The reason I'm recommending this is because I'm a huge Mass Effect nerd. Well, that's one reason. The film itself is very well made considering the budget and the experience of those involved. Admittedly, some of it looks a bit cheesy, but it's more than forgivable. I'm not entirely sure if non Mass Effect fans will get as much out of it but hopefully it gives you a taste (the story is largely canonical) that leaves you wanting more. [http://redsand.uat.edu/]
Normandy - Miracle Of Sound (Music) - Author: Darren
I think this is the second time now that I've recommended Miracle of Sound, but only because other people need to have a chance or something. This song (along with those below) is one one of my favourites, again, probably because it's Mass Effect related. It still doesn't mean the quality isn't exceptionally high. As someone who produces music as a hobby, I have to admit that this is where I aspire to be skill wise. Actually, come to think of it, better wouldn't be bad (harder, absolutely). As a person who has ears, I can also say that this is an amazing song that resonates with me on an emotional level, maybe it's the investment with Mass Effect, maybe it isn't. His music is still great though and well worth a listen, he does more than just Mass Effect, but never less than excellent. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfelfyV8LwA]
Just for reference, here's what it narrowly beat:
Forever Blue (Breaking Bad) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31P1PZzkm0]
When Winter Comes (Game of Thrones) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDt3jeXGfDU]
Halfman's Song (Game of Thrones) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQsYk8cbnE]
Cries of A Dead World (Wasteland 2) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloF7F4dPNo&list=UUSfoxYTlCPFfglckBLrjpsA]
A Dog's Life (The Wolf Among Us) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfvYHUWuq9k]
I feel bad for using so many good songs in one recommendation. Although I can use them again if the theme permits. In order to deal with the guilt, I'm going to link to this [http://miracleofsound.bandcamp.com/] where you can buy some truly fantastic music.*
The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures - FreakZone (Game) - Author: Chris
Are you aware of that feeling when you hate a game so much because it's so fucking hard, yet at the same time absolutely adore it for that exact same reason? (Looking at you, Hotline Miami.) Well, if you adore getting the shit kicked out of you, then I've got the game for you. This game pays homage to some of the most iconic NES games, as well as playing like them, and looking like them (this game is quite a looker in my opinion.) It's a side scroller, with three distinct features: A) It's themed around the world of Angry Video Game Nerd (which you should all check out by the way,) B) It's got a glorious soundtrack (Just like Hotline Miami,) and C) IT'S REALLY FUCKING HARD (JUST LIKE FUCKING HOTLINE MIAMI!) It's not unfair hard, the rules of how things work are very well presented, so if you mess up, it's your fault, not the game's (but you are probably gonna call bullshit nine times out of ten anyway.) If you are a fan of AVGN, you probably already know about this game, if you aren't, you will still get a massive, potentially nostalgic kick out of this, simply due to the NES themes. Oh and the language in this game is atrocious, something which I absolutely adore.
As you can see, fans can be quite passionate, and can sometimes create some absolutely top quality content for their favourite things. I mean, have you seen some of the stuff we've got already? We are ultra lucky! So in an unusual turn of events, I'm gonna end this by not being a dick to you all, and instead be the opposite. (Sorry if that is all you come here for, you saucy beast.) Thank you all a bunch for, after fourteen weeks, still reading our stupid shit, it means the world to us! Have a good week and see you next Sunday, you superb person you!
*I was going to do it anyway, so the whole 'guilt' thing is bollocks.
Tuesday, 7 October 2014
TGOI.COM Redesign!
Hello chums!
Chris here, and as I'm sure you can see, the site is looking a bit different. I decided that we could try and make the site stand out a bit more, so I redesigned it. What do you guys think? Leave your critisism below or on the Facebook page!
See you Sunday,
-Chris
Chris here, and as I'm sure you can see, the site is looking a bit different. I decided that we could try and make the site stand out a bit more, so I redesigned it. What do you guys think? Leave your critisism below or on the Facebook page!
See you Sunday,
-Chris
Sunday, 5 October 2014
Weekly Recommendation - Week #013 - Successful Hype
Do you often get disappointed because you're dumb? Have you ever boarded the hype train and missed your stop? We have. That's why, for this week, we've chose to cover stuff where the hype paid off. Watch as I cop out of legitimate work and Chris does way more than me.
The Raid 2 - Gareth Evans (Movie) - Author: Chris
My viewing of the original Raid film was somewhat of an accident I must admit, I accidentally clicked it on Netflix and thought "I remember seeing a poster for this somewhere, I wonder how it is?" It was one of the happiest accidents that has ever happened to me, as I utterly fell in love with it. Upon discovery that a sequel was due out, I then started completely over-hyping how amazing it would be in my head (hey, the title wasn't that specific). Finally, I discovered that FACT in Liverpool (lordy, what a place) was showing it, so I dragged a couple of friends to the empty screening. They don't forgive me for doing it, and I honestly don't care, it was so much better than I ever could have dreamed. The setting was amazing, the cast were superb, the violence was horrendously fab, and those fight scenes. No horror film could ever heighten my stress levels as much as the fight scenes in that film did, I'm not even being dramatic, they are the most tense scenes possibly in existance! Watch the first film for context and enjoyment, then watch the second one and completely devastate your sweat glands.
Heartbreak - Age of Consent (Music) - Author: Darren
I don't do this often, but I'm going to let the song speak for itself. It's that good. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lpGtoVfCsU]
Max Payne 3 - Rockstar Games (Games) - Author: Chris
Let it be known (I feel like I have used that intro before) that Darren and myself adore Rockstar Games and everything they create. Now, this game had a quite a lot of trailers, all of which I watched extensively, absorbing as many small details before the game came out. I wanted this game so badly it was unreal. So when I did get this game, I bought it, popped it in, and HOLY SHIT IT IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES EVER. The game looks and plays amazingly, the story is phenominal and Max Payne himself, my my, what a performance. I quote that fucking game every day, most of the time without people realising. I don't want to brag (what am I saying, of course I do) but I got stupidly good at that game, I mean like MLG levels of good. They held a tornament with about ten thousand people and I came twentieth. I BEAT A DEVELOPER AT HIS OWN GAME. THAT IS HOW GOOD I GOT AT IT. Enough bragging now, you can pick this game up for like a fiver, and I'd say that is the best thing a person can buy with a fiver. Also the soundtrack is ace. OKAY I AM DONE FOR REAL THIS TIME.
Deflate your hype balloons (sorry Yahtzee), because this ride has ended. Just kidding, the hype train never stops on this site! Except for when it does. Sorry about that.
- Two Hype Guys
The Raid 2 - Gareth Evans (Movie) - Author: Chris
My viewing of the original Raid film was somewhat of an accident I must admit, I accidentally clicked it on Netflix and thought "I remember seeing a poster for this somewhere, I wonder how it is?" It was one of the happiest accidents that has ever happened to me, as I utterly fell in love with it. Upon discovery that a sequel was due out, I then started completely over-hyping how amazing it would be in my head (hey, the title wasn't that specific). Finally, I discovered that FACT in Liverpool (lordy, what a place) was showing it, so I dragged a couple of friends to the empty screening. They don't forgive me for doing it, and I honestly don't care, it was so much better than I ever could have dreamed. The setting was amazing, the cast were superb, the violence was horrendously fab, and those fight scenes. No horror film could ever heighten my stress levels as much as the fight scenes in that film did, I'm not even being dramatic, they are the most tense scenes possibly in existance! Watch the first film for context and enjoyment, then watch the second one and completely devastate your sweat glands.
Heartbreak - Age of Consent (Music) - Author: Darren
I don't do this often, but I'm going to let the song speak for itself. It's that good. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lpGtoVfCsU]
Max Payne 3 - Rockstar Games (Games) - Author: Chris
Let it be known (I feel like I have used that intro before) that Darren and myself adore Rockstar Games and everything they create. Now, this game had a quite a lot of trailers, all of which I watched extensively, absorbing as many small details before the game came out. I wanted this game so badly it was unreal. So when I did get this game, I bought it, popped it in, and HOLY SHIT IT IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES EVER. The game looks and plays amazingly, the story is phenominal and Max Payne himself, my my, what a performance. I quote that fucking game every day, most of the time without people realising. I don't want to brag (what am I saying, of course I do) but I got stupidly good at that game, I mean like MLG levels of good. They held a tornament with about ten thousand people and I came twentieth. I BEAT A DEVELOPER AT HIS OWN GAME. THAT IS HOW GOOD I GOT AT IT. Enough bragging now, you can pick this game up for like a fiver, and I'd say that is the best thing a person can buy with a fiver. Also the soundtrack is ace. OKAY I AM DONE FOR REAL THIS TIME.
Deflate your hype balloons (sorry Yahtzee), because this ride has ended. Just kidding, the hype train never stops on this site! Except for when it does. Sorry about that.
- Two Hype Guys
Sunday, 28 September 2014
Weekly Recommendation - Week #012 - The Nostalgic Nineties
WEW WEW WEW! I'm a ghost!
Well that was fucking weird. So, the nineties. The decade I was born in. The decade in which a lot of my nostalgic interests come from, and possibly a lot of your's, dear viewer. But let's be honest. The nineties was overrated. We love it for nostalgic reasons, but in reality, it wasn't that good. What's even worse is how people use the reasoning that because they are a (oh god I'm going to vomit) "nineties kid" (UUUUUAAARGGGHHHH!) they are somehow immediately better than any other person. Shut the fuck up. Here are some actual good things from the nineties.
Starship Troopers - Paul Verhoeven (Film) - Author: Chris
I always felt I was a bit of a rule follower back then. I obeyed laws, I never stepped out of line, and I never watched something I was too young to view. So I actually only watched Starship Troopers about a year ago. Holy shit this film is insane. It's amusing and ultra-violent, and even quite blatantly pokes fun at the whole "military propaganda" thing, which I think is top notch. Would you like to know more? It's a silly film, about blowing up giant space bugs and, more often then not, humans getting eviscerated by said alien space bugs. It is a joy to watch, and I would recommend it to anybody who has a stomach for such violence, or isn't afraid of massive, man eating bugs. Even if you are afraid, this movie may cure that fear. I'm guessing not though.
Gorgeous George - Edwyn Collins (Music) - Author: Chris
Time for more honesty. The popular music of the nineties was atrocious. It was hard looking for something worth while, not because there wasn't much of it, but because my mind was clouded with shit. However, I eventually found something quite spectacular, something that I wouldn't call nostalgic (hey, I can do what I want, it's not like I called this... oh wait), but it is absolutely superb. I've always been a fan of Edwyn Collins, both of his solo stuff and his Orange Juice stuff (which is a fantastic band that I recommend that everyone checks out), but this album is one of his greatest, as it has a good combination of calm stuff and more upbeat stuff, some really clever lyrics, and contains one of my favourite songs, not just by Edwyn, but by anyone, "A Girl Like You." Holy shit that is an addictive song. Also, check out the documentary "Home Again." Edwyn has had some awful events happen in his life, and this thing is truly inspirational.
Castlevania: Symphony of The Night - Konami (Game) - Author: Darren
Castlevania: Symphony of The Night (SoTN) debuted on the PlayStation on 20th March 1997. However, since I was deeply entrenched in my mother's womb, I never had the chance to play it. That changed when it was re-released on XBLA and PSN almost ten years later. It's safe to assume that I've now played it (still not beaten it) and I found it enjoyable. It's tough as dicks. Steel dicks. Enjoyable as hell though.
The game sees you take on the role of Dracula's broody son, Alcuard (fuckin' clever shit). You take it upon yourself to storm Dracula's castle, usually a job for Belmont and Sons, Ltd. This plan goes a tad awry when Death comes and mugs you. Yep, he straight up mugs you, putting you in the classic situation of "get better weapons and shit, you faffy little cunt scrubber". Gameplay of this game is old, but good. Some things let it down just a bit. Things like Alucard's melodrama upon receiving the slightest damage and the fact that he always slashes just higher than you think. He has a sweet forward moonwalk going on though.
Visually and audibly, this game is fantastic. There's a huge variety in enemy types, sizes and palettes as well as some great effects when enemies die or take hits (shout out to Sean Poole). The soundtrack and even the effect noises are great. Most of the music in SoTN is a strange kind of eerie synth or as spine-chilling as Sub Zero.
BONUS CONTENT: A Game of Thrones - George R.R. Martin (Book) - Author: Darren
Some people forget that Dragon Tits, I mean Game of Thrones, is based off of a book. Fewer know that it was first published in 1996. What I know is that it's a great book that's well worth the read. The writing is good, I'm sure you know the story and characters are by now. It offers so much history and context, however, that the show can barely compete. For example, in the show, Robert just shows up as an old, fat bastard. In the book, before we even meet
him we hear how fierce a warrior he was and what a great leader he was. That's when we're introduced to him, the old, fat bastard and it's has so much more impact than the show could ever have.
If you haven't seen the show or even if you have, give it a go.
That's it. Piss off.
Well that was fucking weird. So, the nineties. The decade I was born in. The decade in which a lot of my nostalgic interests come from, and possibly a lot of your's, dear viewer. But let's be honest. The nineties was overrated. We love it for nostalgic reasons, but in reality, it wasn't that good. What's even worse is how people use the reasoning that because they are a (oh god I'm going to vomit) "nineties kid" (UUUUUAAARGGGHHHH!) they are somehow immediately better than any other person. Shut the fuck up. Here are some actual good things from the nineties.
Starship Troopers - Paul Verhoeven (Film) - Author: Chris
I always felt I was a bit of a rule follower back then. I obeyed laws, I never stepped out of line, and I never watched something I was too young to view. So I actually only watched Starship Troopers about a year ago. Holy shit this film is insane. It's amusing and ultra-violent, and even quite blatantly pokes fun at the whole "military propaganda" thing, which I think is top notch. Would you like to know more? It's a silly film, about blowing up giant space bugs and, more often then not, humans getting eviscerated by said alien space bugs. It is a joy to watch, and I would recommend it to anybody who has a stomach for such violence, or isn't afraid of massive, man eating bugs. Even if you are afraid, this movie may cure that fear. I'm guessing not though.
Gorgeous George - Edwyn Collins (Music) - Author: Chris
Time for more honesty. The popular music of the nineties was atrocious. It was hard looking for something worth while, not because there wasn't much of it, but because my mind was clouded with shit. However, I eventually found something quite spectacular, something that I wouldn't call nostalgic (hey, I can do what I want, it's not like I called this... oh wait), but it is absolutely superb. I've always been a fan of Edwyn Collins, both of his solo stuff and his Orange Juice stuff (which is a fantastic band that I recommend that everyone checks out), but this album is one of his greatest, as it has a good combination of calm stuff and more upbeat stuff, some really clever lyrics, and contains one of my favourite songs, not just by Edwyn, but by anyone, "A Girl Like You." Holy shit that is an addictive song. Also, check out the documentary "Home Again." Edwyn has had some awful events happen in his life, and this thing is truly inspirational.
Castlevania: Symphony of The Night - Konami (Game) - Author: Darren
Castlevania: Symphony of The Night (SoTN) debuted on the PlayStation on 20th March 1997. However, since I was deeply entrenched in my mother's womb, I never had the chance to play it. That changed when it was re-released on XBLA and PSN almost ten years later. It's safe to assume that I've now played it (still not beaten it) and I found it enjoyable. It's tough as dicks. Steel dicks. Enjoyable as hell though.
The game sees you take on the role of Dracula's broody son, Alcuard (fuckin' clever shit). You take it upon yourself to storm Dracula's castle, usually a job for Belmont and Sons, Ltd. This plan goes a tad awry when Death comes and mugs you. Yep, he straight up mugs you, putting you in the classic situation of "get better weapons and shit, you faffy little cunt scrubber". Gameplay of this game is old, but good. Some things let it down just a bit. Things like Alucard's melodrama upon receiving the slightest damage and the fact that he always slashes just higher than you think. He has a sweet forward moonwalk going on though.
Visually and audibly, this game is fantastic. There's a huge variety in enemy types, sizes and palettes as well as some great effects when enemies die or take hits (shout out to Sean Poole). The soundtrack and even the effect noises are great. Most of the music in SoTN is a strange kind of eerie synth or as spine-chilling as Sub Zero.
BONUS CONTENT: A Game of Thrones - George R.R. Martin (Book) - Author: Darren
Some people forget that Dragon Tits, I mean Game of Thrones, is based off of a book. Fewer know that it was first published in 1996. What I know is that it's a great book that's well worth the read. The writing is good, I'm sure you know the story and characters are by now. It offers so much history and context, however, that the show can barely compete. For example, in the show, Robert just shows up as an old, fat bastard. In the book, before we even meet
him we hear how fierce a warrior he was and what a great leader he was. That's when we're introduced to him, the old, fat bastard and it's has so much more impact than the show could ever have.
If you haven't seen the show or even if you have, give it a go.
That's it. Piss off.
Saturday, 27 September 2014
TGOI Presents: The Woods - A Short Film
Hi everyone, it's Chris, you know, one of the guys who does a lot of the shit on this site. Well did you know I also occasionally make videos? Well I do, and I recently directed and edited my first, I suppose you can call it "real", film, called The Woods.
Now you may be asking, "Why would you advertise this shit on this website?" Well, because it stars the other fucker who runs this site, Darren. So I suppose you could call it a TGOI Film. Hey, now there's a thought...
Please leave feedback either here, on the Facebook page, or on the YouTube video itself. I really want to know what you all think.
Thanks a bunch to everyone who helped out, and to you, you sexy supporter type you!
See you tomorrow,
-Chris
Now you may be asking, "Why would you advertise this shit on this website?" Well, because it stars the other fucker who runs this site, Darren. So I suppose you could call it a TGOI Film. Hey, now there's a thought...
Please leave feedback either here, on the Facebook page, or on the YouTube video itself. I really want to know what you all think.
Thanks a bunch to everyone who helped out, and to you, you sexy supporter type you!
See you tomorrow,
-Chris
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